New Parents

New Parents, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

Well...
I am now a mother, albeit still a virgin.
It is strange how it happened really. It was a quick adoption.
The little new born baby's momma suddenly could no longer care for him.
So, me and Finch will raise the little bugger and all will be good in the world.

What looks like a candid shot...

Untitled, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

Took minutes and minutes of planning.

That is Finch by the way and he is going to be my husband.

THE BOY IS FINCH NOT THE PIG!
*facepalms*

I dyed my dyed what little hair I have left.

Snapshot, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

So...
No baby yet.

Since I am not pregnant and the possibility of me having a baby in the near future looks bleak, I have decided to do what comes natural to women whose biological clock is ticking and alarm has gone off.

I decided to shave my head, get a tattoo on my face (which hurt a lot) and prepare to kill shit.

I sharpened my machete and cleaned both the uzis and the AK.

I will head out to the usual haunts, the places where I used to frequent back in my pack days which were also my ryder days which turned into a whole different pack in a whole different town... but, I digress.

Kahlen is back in town and we are going to fuck some shit up- until I get pregnant, then its back to rainbows and unicorns.

I got lost, I swear

I got lost, I swear, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

Early Morning Blogging

Early Morning Blogging, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

I really don't want to be a bridezilla- but I would like to have my wedding in a tent, a very big big tent- a BIG TOP tent, a freakin circus tent!
Wait, that isn't very bridezillaISH, its just weird.

I need more coffee.

O.o

O.o, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

OMG WTF BBQ!

It seems like I am getting murried and I am not even pregnant or nothing like that.

Early morning blogging

Early morning blogging, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

Why do I want to have a baby so bad? I think because I like their outfits? Maybe I should just be a baby instead? Oh no the baby outfits for that kind of baby are not that cute. I can easily just go and purchase a baby from the Cambodian baby store but IDK I guess I am still trying to do it the right way.

My ex and I tried for several months and nothing. I think he was actually sabotaging the whole 'lets have a baby thing'. Meh, I will never know. I have 2 exes who would happily become my sperm donors, but do I really want just a donation?

At this point, I might just take it.

Baby names: Rory, Amelia Rose, Carlos, Stormageddon, Penelope, Tyrion