N-CORE Hucci 2012- Jezabell Barbosa

N-CORE Hucci 2012- Jezabell Barbosa, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

I am by no means a model type- but here is my first entery into a fashion/modely contest.

The 8th stage of baby.

And baby is holding himself up, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

Not sure how many stages of baby there are but Baby VD is at stage 8. Now he can hold himself up a little bit.

I hope he can drive soon.

The Changling

The Changling, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

What a good daddy!!!!
How lucky am I? Super lucky.

Finch is no longer my soon to be baby daddy- he is the baby daddy!!! I have never seen a man look so attractive and so masculine changing a baby.

Finch is such a rock star.

Introducing baby!

I just adopted a baby.

It is crazy how it all happened. Baby's mom was super eager to find her son, 'Brent' a good home. I met her, we talked, I handed her a paper bag and she handed me her baby. I am still waiting on shot records- but I have not heard from the baby momma since she gave me her child.

I really did not have a lot of time to take care of baby when I first got him, there was that hair sale and I wanted to look for some new outfits- so I left baby with my mom and stepdad for a bit.

We decided to rename him. Brent will now be known as 'St. Vincent De Price Damien Rosemary's Baby'- we can just call him Vinny or VD for short.

VD seems like a really smart little 4 day old, he hasn't cried once and I even had to check if he was a live as he was just laying there staring at us blankly.

I will take him to the doctor soon. I sure hope his mom gives me his shot records and health history.

He has a blog: http://primbaby.blogspot.com/view/classic

New Parents

New Parents, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

Well...
I am now a mother, albeit still a virgin.
It is strange how it happened really. It was a quick adoption.
The little new born baby's momma suddenly could no longer care for him.
So, me and Finch will raise the little bugger and all will be good in the world.

What looks like a candid shot...

Untitled, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

Took minutes and minutes of planning.

That is Finch by the way and he is going to be my husband.

THE BOY IS FINCH NOT THE PIG!
*facepalms*

I dyed my dyed what little hair I have left.

Snapshot, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

So...
No baby yet.

Since I am not pregnant and the possibility of me having a baby in the near future looks bleak, I have decided to do what comes natural to women whose biological clock is ticking and alarm has gone off.

I decided to shave my head, get a tattoo on my face (which hurt a lot) and prepare to kill shit.

I sharpened my machete and cleaned both the uzis and the AK.

I will head out to the usual haunts, the places where I used to frequent back in my pack days which were also my ryder days which turned into a whole different pack in a whole different town... but, I digress.

Kahlen is back in town and we are going to fuck some shit up- until I get pregnant, then its back to rainbows and unicorns.

I got lost, I swear

I got lost, I swear, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

Early Morning Blogging

Early Morning Blogging, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

I really don't want to be a bridezilla- but I would like to have my wedding in a tent, a very big big tent- a BIG TOP tent, a freakin circus tent!
Wait, that isn't very bridezillaISH, its just weird.

I need more coffee.

O.o

O.o, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

OMG WTF BBQ!

It seems like I am getting murried and I am not even pregnant or nothing like that.

Early morning blogging

Early morning blogging, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

Why do I want to have a baby so bad? I think because I like their outfits? Maybe I should just be a baby instead? Oh no the baby outfits for that kind of baby are not that cute. I can easily just go and purchase a baby from the Cambodian baby store but IDK I guess I am still trying to do it the right way.

My ex and I tried for several months and nothing. I think he was actually sabotaging the whole 'lets have a baby thing'. Meh, I will never know. I have 2 exes who would happily become my sperm donors, but do I really want just a donation?

At this point, I might just take it.

Baby names: Rory, Amelia Rose, Carlos, Stormageddon, Penelope, Tyrion

JUNO or JEZO and lulz

JUNO or JEZO, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

I make myself laugh all the time. Some people take blogging very serious. Some spend hours on their photo, airbrushing this or that. Itemizing their outfits, item by item, include price and SLurl. Others hem and haw over the content, spell checking, making sure all is up to MLA, APA, CMS, LMNOP standards, flow, and cohesiveness.

And then there is me. I don't care that much. I just like to post pictures and write shit. I am sure this photo would have looked a lot more snazzy with a cute little JUNO font, but meh, I am one lazy little mofo and I post what I like :)

I am in it for the lulz.

Xmas gift fail

Xmas gift fail, a photo by Jezzy Barbosa on Flickr.

It was the HOLYdays, I had been stockpiling my monies for gifts and what not. I mostly bought gift cards for everyone, except for Finch.

What do you get your future baby daddy? He mentioned that he liked the Infinity- once when we were talking about cars. When I think Infinity, I think G class coupe, black with leather. Anywho... They don't have infinity G coupes in the world we live so I attempted to get him something similar. I would have done a good job except for his car not being delivered. I sent post to the dealer but I fear there will be a language barrier. He needs this fucking car. Because I need to ride in it.